What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

What are your darkest taboo confessions?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

How did you become popular in school?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do some men like older women?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd